Emoholly’s Tweets No 16 (the sanitised version) So hungry I’m sure I’m eating myself inside

My bus driver is an absolute maniac. Its taken us 7 minutes to get from the prison to burger king. #livingdangerously

It normally takes about 15.

Anyone remember those ice lollies and they were a plastic cone thing, and they had lots of little green and pink balls?! I want oneee

There’s a girl waiting at the Guild Street stop. Can’t you see the big sign saying ‘bus stop not in use’

So hungry I’m sure I’m eating myself inside.

So jealous of anyone on holiday right now #rainydays

Quick drying tan my arse, I’m sitting here unable to move. LIARS

Nothing worse than getting up for work when you’re full of the cold. Ew ew ew

Holly go to bed.

@******** Why are you worried about what the ladies on the bus think about you? Does @emoholly know about this? #stirrer

@%%%%%%%% I haven’t yet found the right moment to tell @emoholly I have a secret fetish for women in their late 50s.

@********* @%%%%%%%% I’ve seen your internet history, I’m well aware. Ohhh ouch.

@emoholly @******** Always delete browsing history and cookies :-)

Hahah just saw a chavvy wee mink chasing a seagull, it then flew in a circle right next to her face. She shit it. Wayyy bitch.

Security guard from McDonald’s basically starting on me. F*&k you, you’re life’s gone nowhere and Burger Kings better.

Aw just read about this doggy that was kept in a cage for 2 years then put down, all because it was an illegal breed. It was never violent.

And they won’t let the family have the dog’s body or even its collar. Gahhh this has proper pissed me off. Some people need a good backhand

The dog pound people are like ‘it would try get out its cage’ no f&^&^g shit you took it away from its family.

Belfast Council should be ashamed. Wankers.

Just noticed some boy on twitter called me a weird winey white ass. Oh ouch.

Ooooow ow ow. I just stood on a pin and then fell back onto my bed, sat on the drawer so now I’m going to have a mega bruised bum cheek. :(

Bed time. Please make tonight go super slow, I love waking up at 2ish and thinking its morning time already.

Woke up at half 11 at @******* house. Never been so confused/moody/sad. So much for an early night. Damn his memory foam mattress.

2 Comments to “Emoholly’s Tweets No 16 (the sanitised version) So hungry I’m sure I’m eating myself inside”

  1. Dear Lena

    I am a Masters student at Newcastle University and am currently working on my Dissertation which focuses on implementing corporate social responsibility programmes in the nuclear industry (with emphasis on the differences between the UK and the Czech Republic).

    I have been following your articles/blog and I was wondering if you you would be willing to answer a few of my questions, as I believe your insights on the issue are very valuable to my research. The form of the interview would be to your preference; I can either supply the questions in a Word Document for you to answer in writing via e-mail (this should not take more than 10 minutes), or if you prefer a Skype interview, I would be more than happy to do this via Skype at any time that is suitable for you.

    If you would like to see the final findings of my research, I would gladly supply these to you at the end of the project. If you are interested willing to share your views, please contact me by responding to this e-mail and I will make sure to tailor the time and form of the interview to your needs.

    Kind regards

    Marketa

    • Dear Marketa

      Thanks for getting in touch.

      I don’t mind answering questions but as I don’t have skype they would have to be by a word doc attachment through email.

      Not sure how helpful I will be but you can try me.

      Your research sounds interesting and I wish you my best wishes for completing it.

      Lena

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: